This guide is dedicated for beginning Wedding Photographers,
those who have been asked or have been chosen to do a Wedding.
Protect them from themselves, may they have clean glass,
clean underwear after the event, and full batteries.
May there be an abundance of smart cards, good ambient lighting,
and a Priest who allows the use of Flash.
May he or she find the perfect Bride, a Bride who is
understanding, listens carefully, duct taped her mother,
drop dead gorgeous, under two hundred pounds and
not a card carry-ing member of Bridezillas, Inc.
May the limousine arrive in time, with the groom sober,
and the best man remembering the ring.
May the flower girl have a fresh diaper on and not try to
beat the little boy ring bearer to death, cause he stole a kiss.
May no one stand up when the Priest asks,
" Is there someone who is against this marriage."
When it's all over may the photographer, "say thank you Lord" and
know and believe he got pictures worthy of publication, and he did
the job to the best of his ability.