SIMPLE SHIPPING INSTRUCTIONS
ALAN JACOBSON
1200 COUNTRY CLUB DRIVE
APT 3504
LARGO, FL 33771-2179
SIMPLE COMMUNICATION
SKYPE IDENTIFIER - aljacobs2sky
PHONE NUMBER 727-812-8101
FAX NUMBER 727-231-0969
EMAIL ajacobs2@tampabay.rr.com
EMAIL 2 aljacobs@mac.com
DOD EMAIL N/A Call Me
Emergency APPLE 3GS Email me at ajacobs2@tampabay.rr.com
EMERGENCY PHONE (MEANS EMERGENCY) 727-776-9311
SHIPPING ME YOUR OLDER CABLE FOR DIN UPGRADE
A cable you may of purchased after the sale, bought locally, grabbed on eBay, stolen at a Wedding from the guy who jumped in front of you, traded your dog for it. Whatever!
The Priority Mail Small Flat Rate Box is about the same size and shape as three stacked DVD cases, perfect for jewelry, electronics, event tickets, or other small items that need expedited shipping. And like all USPS flat rate boxes and envelopes, the new box is available free of charge and also can be used for international shipping.
Or UPS, no insurance, no signature. You may also use the bubble wrap envelope with the usual information if you prefer UPS or FEDEX or FIRST CLASS.
USE THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE PRIORITY MAIL
I prefer for you to use USPS PRIORITY MAIL when sending a return, DIN, or upgrade. I have specific reasons for this choice. USPS FLAT RATE Boxes Are Free at Post Office and the FRB-1 or medium size flat rate can hold up to twenty pounds at one flat fee. It is $10.80. You can't beat the deal.
A quick, easy, and convenient way for you to ship Priority Mail packages. The Priority Mail Medium Flat Rate Box features predetermined rates regardless of weight (domestically) or destination, similar to the Flat Rate Envelope.
WARNING! Please. NO signature required and no insurance, I will not drive ten miles, thats 20 miles round trip to get your package from the FEDEX or UPS depot because the driver came when I was out. Same address as above, no signature, no insurance, First class or Priority. Priority contains insurance, a smaller amount. I have a discreet drop box at my condo so the stuff if addressed right gets here.
DON'T ASK, I WON'T TELL - NO SIGNATURE ON PRIORITY MAIL
Do not ask for a signature card, it will signature recorded free when dropped to me.
It has FREE tracking for delivery. It has a great track record. If your zone gets it here in two days, I can turn it around to you within the week if you do it right. They deliver on Saturday too.
Call me first to tell me that I can expect a package. or eMail.
WRAPPING - NO FRICKIN PEANUTS PLEASE!
I have allergies. Use newspaper please, peanuts are not friendly to the environment or me. They collect and carry germs as they get recycled. Just wrap securely in NEWSPAPER. National or sports sections please, just kidding.
ENCLOSE RETURN POSTAGE OF $11.00 (Ship Whole Kit)
Postage please for the return. Cash, Check is fine, most items range from $5.00 for cables to $10.00 Return Priority MAIL plus a few dollars for handling if the circumstance requires it.
OH, CANADA! and INTERNATIONAL MAIL:
Since Canada was not on the list of countries Bush invaded in the past years, this year, surprisingly enough... we have good news! Better Service to Canada
ENCLOSE A NOTE OF OUR CONVERSATION
I am not CARNAC the MAGNIFICENT, Johnny Carsons brilliant character. With a couple thousand customers and 50-60 emails a day I cannot remember everything.
Take the email or a note of our discussion and stick it in the package with your address and phone numbers. Again and I hate to be redundant, include your name address, the nature of the problem or work to be done and your phone numbers and email address.
Those that do not enclose a note, I will let it lay till you figure out who you are and you contact me. Cut and paste the attached email and place this form in the box if you will.
Sometimes we get a package from "BILLY BOB's Swedish Smorgasbord and PIT BARBECUE". And I am supposed to know it's from William Glickinpooper, Cosnobia, Connecticut. Drives me nuts, almost as bad as peanuts.
REPAIR or WORK ORDER RETURN FORM
